VOD?? - More like audio with subtitles, but it's still hilarious I promise.

There must really be few pleasures in life as good as being prepared to talk to a telemarketer. It's their ability to catch us off guard that makes us stutter and politely decline their offers as they plow through their scripts. I've grown to the point of just gently hanging up the phone, because I know somebody on the other side has no choice but to earn a living knowing people hate them. I see them much like I see the NMSU parking department, however underneath my gentle facade I want to rip out their still beating hearts and punch them in the face with it for the few seconds they have before slipping into death. Since that would effectively end this blog's short run, I remain calm. Enjoy this excellent clip showcasing this man's unique response to one unsuspecting telemarketer.