So yeah, what the hell is up with Terminator: The Sarah Conner Chronicles "running silent" to avoid "The Kraken".Sean Connery just called and wants his plot device back. Last time I checked Sean Connery is the only one with a valid license to say the following phrases:
-"There can be only one," (Christopher Lambert's license expired when he took on the role of Raiden).
-"I've got a clear shot from here Moneypenny."
-"Crush depth."
-"Knight of the Old Code."
-"Welcome to the League of Extraordinary Gentlemen."
-"Losers whine about their best, winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
-"We named the dog Indiana."
And what's with transporting Australians by sub to a post apocalyptic North American west coast? Last time I checked (which was like a minute ago) that was the main plot point of the 1957 novel On The Beach, later made into a movie.
Are we all out of fresh ideas??
And the Kraken? Are there no more names available for deep sea dangers anymore. Is the Kraken just default for anything waterborne with the potential to kill us? Be careful, man! Don't get stung by the Kraken. Don't drink to much Kraken. Holy shit! Did you just see that huge Kraken demolish Indonesia? Croike, moi hahrt's jus been pairferated boi the Kraken?
No more Shark Week, it's Kraken week from now on!!!
Fucking Kraken, fuck the Kraken. You don't see J.J. Abrams whoring the unicorn in every other psychological action thriller do you? It's mythology for a reason, leave it alone.
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