I need me some... *glug* *glug*

Nothing better to make it through an otherwise mundane Friday at work than a juicy can of energy from the king of energy himself, Pac-Man. Who needs wings when you can reverse a poltergeist's spectral polarity to make them taste like bacon wrapped scallops?

It's about damn time somebody made the effort to turn our classic arcade heros into cheap marketing icons.

Here are some other quick-rich classic arcade schemes:

• Mega Man erectile dysfunction pills.


• Donkey Kong bananas.
  
• Super Mario Bros. microwave Italian cuisine.


• Princess Peaches.
  
• Sonic the Hedge Fund.

More to come.