Thursday, March 26, 2009

WTF - Ominous Life Insurance

Now, what the fuck is this nonsense. I'm just over a cnn.com checking out the news and this is the add I see. Really?

Can't we try a little harder to not remind me that I might kick the bucket any second now? Who would fund my family's future? Well if I had a network of ads out that preyed on people's insecurities, funding my family's future wouldn't be a problem now would it?

I get it, life insurance. Makes sense for some. Maybe get yourself some to pay off the rest of your mortgage, make sure there's no residual debt passed on to your spouse or family. But c'mon... a shitty banner add with a mother and child next to what is supposedly my coffin with my bloated dead body in it? That's just mean.

I'm just trying to make it through a Thursday, warm cup of coffee in hand, delighting in the spoils of surfing the net during lunch. But noooooooo, you have to come and remind me that *poof!*

....I've shuffled off my mortal coil and now my wife has to pay my vast Internet porn bill.

No thanks Accuquote. You can keep your half a million dollar policy and your quick easy quotes. You can't scare me into paying for your crappy insurance.

It's just bullshit I tells ya.

Jimmy

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