I Pity the April Fools'

You really have to love April Fools' Day. Now, I haven't managed to pull of any pranks today simply because I'm stuck at work. Likewise, with a brand new baby I really have to be careful who I'm fucking with because people are actually starting to take me seriously. I know, right?

To celebrate, I'm going to fool myself into thinking I'm finacially stable.

Hah! Good one Jimmy, you douche.

Here's a cop out link to some April Fools' Goodness. A little backstory and a list of well-known pranks from days gone by.

As well I've included one of my all time favorite prank videos. A group of guys ready to check out the day's lottery numbers. I would go on, but it's best if you see it for yourself.



As always,
Jimmy

Yeah but where you gonna keep it?

So here's a trillion dollars, just for reference.

Pallats of $100 million double stacked. The tiny red thing on the left is a man.

That's a whole lot of Cheez-it's™.

More on that here.

Cash Cow?....Cash puppy?..... Ok then, Change Gerbil!!!1!!

Bling bling, Motherfather's!!

Awwww yeeeeeah, boooyeeeee. After some careful calculation, it seems that JRTW may turn a profit when it hits its one year anniversary in August of the 09'.

Given gross profit estimations based on fourth quarter advertising revenue results minus production costs, marketing costs, overhead, and labor. Jimmy Rules the World stockholders should see a net yearly profit of....



.33 ¢


Hmm.

Crap.

Does that even buy a stamp still?

Oh well, if you love it, you do it for free right!

Just like your mom!

That's right, that just happened. What are you going to do about it. Nothing is right.

If you want compassion, that was last week. Stay tuned.
Jimmy