Tuesday, August 3, 2010

1 Washer, 1 Brick, 10 Questions.

Go ahead and watch, I'll list follow up questions below.....



I'm not sure what you're asking, but I'm curious...
  • Was this perpetrated by the Maytag repair man?
  • How many kittens were in that washer?
  • Did anyone consult Julio Dominguez, the gardener, prior to establishing the shooting locale?
  • Is this the same technology Scientologists use to puppet Tom Cruise when he's being interviewed about Katie Holmes?
  • Given his relatively short height, is there a possibility they simply threw Michael J. Fox into an unplugged appliance?
  • Why does my piece of shit washer do the same thing when tasked with a bundle of wet socks?
  • It there any possibility that the washer will return to life with a witty sense of humor, just to co-star with Ally Sheedy and Steve Guttenberg in an off-the-wall 80's comedy?
  • Is this an early prototype of the Large Hadron Collider?
  • How does this simple exercise so perfectly emulate the nightmares of my childhood?
  • Doesn't it look like somebody opened fire on a Pee Wee's Playhouse cast member?
More to come, have a great day!

Jimmy

1 comment:

  1. I want to know if the video stopped where it did because the washer then exploded, Darwinistically killing the morons recording this?

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